Monday, June 26, 2006

*Important*


This is to show how important punctuation can be.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes its way towards the exit. The panda then produces a badly punctuated wildlife guide and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure ehough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."