BREAKING NEWS

Santa was caught drink driving today on highway 25. Along side him was Mrs Santa who was also mabo. Santa was in possession of 2 large milk bottles. He has been put behind bars while awaiting trial. This means, no deilevery of presents for christmas. Oh my Santa ho!

Merry X mas and Happy New Year.

Fly off to australia tonight... will be back on the 5th of jan.

take care and god bless